Books for when you feel angry and want to feel witty

What should I read when I feel angry and want to feel witty?

Try Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, Bridget Jones's Diary by Helen Fielding, A Deadly Education by Naomi Novik, A Gentleman in Moscow by Amor Towles. Sharp, clever books that turn irritation into fun.